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manshower 

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.
Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"
manshower by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

Manchowder 

Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".

The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
Manchowder by swagv May 31, 2009

manchowder 

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.
Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.
manchowder by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

manchowder 

the salty discharge from the penis. Some women make necklasses out of it
he splurged his manchowder on her face
manchowder by stever April 29, 2003

[mandown] 

From Keyshia coles show. Mandown used with "mandown" situation. meaning a nigga got his/herself in some shit and needs assitance
friend 1: Damn they shot me 4 times with the paintball

friend 2: hahahaha

Friend 1: i aint get no assistance. shordii it was a mandown situation
[mandown] by mikki bby January 20, 2009

manchowder 

sperm, baby batter, love juice, man mayo
he splashed his manchowder on her face when he climaxed
manchowder by g March 4, 2004