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manchow by cockswrench May 8, 2008
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Mancow's Law
On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
Mancow's Law by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006
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MANCHOS
Manchos are the masculine version of nachos.
The basic manchos consists of tortilla chips and shredded cheese, but advanced versions may consist of chili, refried beans, or what ever else the man can find.
Manchos are extremely popular with bachelors, teenage boys, and men left home alone for any period of time.
They can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
The basic manchos consists of tortilla chips and shredded cheese, but advanced versions may consist of chili, refried beans, or what ever else the man can find.
Manchos are extremely popular with bachelors, teenage boys, and men left home alone for any period of time.
They can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
manshower
A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.
Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"
manshower by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008
manchovy
John: Dude, your friends pool party is a bit of a sausage fest.
Timmy: Sorry, I had no idea there would be such a dearth of womenfolk.
John: Look at that manchovy over there, do you think that is ALL his own hair?
Timmy: Maybe it is, or maybe it's a gorilla riding him like a pool pony........who knows
Timmy: Sorry, I had no idea there would be such a dearth of womenfolk.
John: Look at that manchovy over there, do you think that is ALL his own hair?
Timmy: Maybe it is, or maybe it's a gorilla riding him like a pool pony........who knows
manchovy by Stuart Pinkus August 16, 2010
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Manchowder
Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".
The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
Manchowder by swagv May 31, 2009
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