manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.
Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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YUPPIES

1) An out dated acronymn used in the 80's and early 90's that meant: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Shit. It indicated that there were brown nosers on the way up the chain of seniority in a corporation career
Yuppies brown nose their way up the corporate ladder.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
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octaplegic

A pair of conjoined twins who both suffer from paralysis of all four of their limbs, leaving them as octaplegic as a medical condition.
Let's go to the freak show, I heard there's an octaplegic on display.
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eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.
Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.
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seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.
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BFYM

1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother
Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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life

1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.
by jrh5356 April 21, 2005
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