ankle

1)adj.- The insulting term used to indicate the lowest of femalelife forms, usually human, inferring that she is two feet lower than a cunt, or at ankle level.
My cunt of a girlfriend has sunken lower than an ankle.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance
Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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%@#&

This combination of symbols in a chain like this indicates that a curse word had been used in the dialog of a comic book or cartoon to keep the children from seeing or hearing such talk.
Why that stupid mother %@&$*!, should have known better than to %@&$ with me.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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wpod

1) A term coined in the 80's, by a rock band (The Tubes), referring to themselves all the White Punks On Dope that made up their audience.
Generation Xers, or children raised in or around those parents involved in the drug culture. Adolecent teens trying drugs for different reasons and going to The Tubes concerts.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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UU=====D

1) An online chat room representation of a cock and balls, as if requesting someone notice them for their maturity.
hey room you can all suck my UU=====D
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
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US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.
Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
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sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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