Definitions by jrh5356

YCHJCYAQFTJ 

1) An acronymn usually found posted over the bar in many neighborhood drinking establishments that translates to mean-
"Your Curiosity Has Just Cost You A Quarter For The Jukebox" and works to keep the music playing on the jukebox.

Another acronymn used to trick people into asking silly questions.

YCHJCYAQFTJ by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

paper hanger 

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.

Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.

paper hanger by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

pack rat 

1) A nick name given to those who find the insertion of small rodents into the lower colon via the anal sphincter to be sexually stimulating.(see Richard Gere)
2) A person who can not throw away anything that, in their mind has value of any kind, and so begin meticulously filing away, in the style of the pack rat found in nature.
3) A species of rodent

1) Richard Gere was reported to have had a gerbil inserted up his ass, making him a different kind of pack rat.
2)Everyone knows a person who can't throw junk away, they're pack rats.

pack rat by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

booger 

1) The substance removed from one's nose, usually with the pinky finger, and flicked, wiped on something, or eaten by the less civilized and young.
2) To cause a flaw in something.
3) Used to refer to the vagina, or sex with a woman, in some southern U.S. States.
4) A term used when referring to a child's foolishness or immaturity.

1. Who just flicked this booger on me.
2. I just boogered the threads on this bolt.
3. Let's go on down to the booger bar tonight.
4. Those little boogers just egged my house and T.P.'d my trees.

booger by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

god's gift 

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

god's gift by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

sprank 

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

sprank by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

ORPHAN 

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

ORPHAN by jrh5356 April 23, 2005