g's definitions

walpole

To punch someone with his back turned to you, and then wuss out of a fight.

THat prison bitch, who walpoled me in the yard, is going to get a surprise later in the showers.

by G June 18, 2006

Vaginal Theivery

a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas
also a term for someone who takes another virginity

Tom: Hey Tim last night was awesome , we stole so many vaginas.
Tim: Aye, Vaginal Theivery. Great

by G June 19, 2006

cracker

a sugarless cookie that is normally salty

man this cracker tastes liek shit

by G January 30, 2007

phil williams

a guy i know! who sleeps! he likes to talk dirty!

G dont stop, its nice!

by G April 8, 2005

lawrs

blithe, breezy, buoyant, calm, careless, cheerful, cheery, cool, easy, easy-going, feelgood, happy, happy-go-lucky, insouciant, jaunty, jovial, laidback, radiant, secure, sunny, unanxious, and unbelievably sexxxy;
most definitely worth dying for (see w.shakespeare)...

her paintings expressed her laurs ways, and continuously stimulated my senses...

by g April 12, 2005

Irv

Irv Gotti. Holds Murder Inc. Label including Ja Rule.

Is that you Irv? - I smell pussy - G unit

by g April 23, 2005

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015