batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

batter

To kick the fucking shit out of someone

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

batter

Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

by DurableBacon July 11, 2008

batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz April 19, 2006

batter

In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

by Eiméid October 4, 2005

Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019

battered

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016