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manshower 

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.
Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"
manshower by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008
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Manshower Weekend 

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
Manshower Weekend by manfun January 18, 2012

Vanshower 

another name for Vancouver, BC, Canada – referring to the city’s excessive amount of rain
A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.

Poor Man Shower 

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
Poor Man Shower by JustFred August 8, 2014

Manswers 

Answers to the questions men want answered.
A few questions that need manswers:
How long can a guy survive on beer alone?
What's the best way to kill a bear?
Can you die from taking a dump?
Do boobs float?
Manswers by papa zaaaa November 22, 2007

Manswers 

A science based answer to a question that would be of interest to the male race. Inspired by the hit television show on SPIKE TV "MANswers." The questions usually are sceience, sex, and/or violence based.
Man did you see last night's MANswers. They discussed the biggest boobs in the world.
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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