Definitions by swagv

unitooth 

A freakish row of teeth that, like a unibrow, seems to consist of a single mass of unbroken, tooth-like substance when a person smiles. Akin to a mouthguard made with a single, gigantic tooth.

I am sick of seeing Tiger Woods and his ridiculous unitooth on TV all the time.

unitooth by swagv January 7, 2010

deja tube 

The nostalgic yet creepily familiar experience of discovering an old video of yourself on an online video site such as YouTube.

The other day I Googled for Fugazi's 924 Gilman show from 1990, and I came across some YouTube videos someone posted from that very same show. Then I kept seeing myself by the stage in those videos -- talk about deja tube.

deja tube by swagv July 20, 2009

Manchowder 

Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".

The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.

Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.

Manchowder by swagv May 31, 2009