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intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
splurged by jon November 27, 2004
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urge to splurge 

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.
In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

splurgeded 

yo that guy totally splurgeded
splurgeded by massasivedongling February 17, 2021

plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card
Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

red splurge 

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY
I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.
red splurge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017
To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.
Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.
Splurge by Jordan King October 29, 2005

Splurge Club 

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.
I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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