Mancret 

The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.

Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.

Mancret by organicluv September 12, 2009

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

mancrotch 

A male's crotch, that includes the aura and feeling that exudes from said mancrotch that is projected onto others.

That Tom Jones has the world's number one mancrotch.

mancrotch by Crushtor December 26, 2004

Mancletas 

A spanglish combination of the english "Man" and the spanish "chancleta", meaning sandal. It is used to describe the kinds of flip flops/other types of sandals that men wear, usually it is used as an insult.

"Why is he wearing those mancletas when he obviously has some nasty, hairy toes?

Mancletas by apink123 January 14, 2010

mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

Mancream

Semen

Mark just loves mancream.

Mancream by James Bell September 22, 2003