Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.

I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.

Mancrete by OceanReefer January 3, 2011

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

manchete 

The ONE pocket knife that a man used for: cleaning his fingernails, opening wine bottles, cutting sausage, clearing brush and skinning a deer.

After an intense day of cutting open UPS packages in the mail room, Bob used his manchete to pry off a beer cap, clean his fingernails and cut open a bag of jerky.

manchete by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

Mancret 

The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.

Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.

Mancret by organicluv September 12, 2009

Mancrate 

A person who wears insanely short shorts to show off their genitals.

Wow John stop being such a mancrate, Suzy's nipples are already hard enough!

Mancrate by The Mancrate! September 9, 2010

mancrepes

When a man has a flat ass. As thin as crepes

I like my man with mancakes, thick ass and not mancrepes

mancrepes by Rinnyma May 5, 2018