Short for "You're the man, bro. Check your pants." Said in a sarcastic tone, this indicates that the individual has either said something that makes absolutely no sense OR is conceited in nature. "You're the man, bro" is sarcastic, indicating that the person is the man, but only to himself. The "check your pants" part of the phrase tells said individual to check his manhood for being extremely ignorant and/or just a general prick.
Can also be used in short as a cordial greeting: i.e. 'checkem.

Fred: "Dude, I'm going to get so much ass tonight its ridiculous." Jeff: "Manbrocheckem."

Jerry: "Ohhhhh, I thought you said 'I bucked her in her mask'." Tony: "Manbrocheckem."

Sarah: "Heyyyy Sean! Whats up?" Sean: "'Checkem"

manbrocheckem by Peh-T January 18, 2008

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Pat McCrotch

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

Pat McCrotch by radda July 7, 2008

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manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

manbroth by chris February 16, 2005

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ManCrunch

An activity two or more guys do that could be construed as homosexual without too much speculation, adjective

I don't like to go to dinner with just one other guy, it's a little too ManCrunch for me.

Calling my best guy friend "baby" is way too ManCrunch.

John doesn't mind sharing his bed with other dudes, barring any ManCrunch implications.

ManCrunch by BlackPeyton February 8, 2010

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Mancooch

A women with no tits. (It makes it feel like you are have sex with a mancooch)

Check this shorty out...She has a mancooch.

Mancooch by TCCO November 1, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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