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(Pronounced Mad-Cret)
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.

See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
Pat: Hey fella, what's going on?

fella: Nothing...

Pat: How did you get that bruise?

fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...

Pat: At your house?

fella: Yes...

Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!

fella: So!?

Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.
Madcret by Paddy B April 29, 2009
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