Madcret 

(Pronounced Mad-Cret)
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.

See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.

Pat: Hey fella, what's going on?

fella: Nothing...

Pat: How did you get that bruise?

fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...

Pat: At your house?

fella: Yes...

Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!

fella: So!?

Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.

Madcret by Paddy B April 29, 2009

Madareto 

means fuck your mother

mamad madareto gaiidam

Madareto by sphraz August 14, 2018

mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.

I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.

Mancrete by OceanReefer January 3, 2011

madaret 

in persian virtual culture to troll each other they brag about each other mothers

(parham) : who has stage 4 cancer ?
(osame) : madaret xddddzs

madaret by ahura the sex November 3, 2021

Mancret 

The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.

Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.

Mancret by organicluv September 12, 2009