Mancrate

A person who wears insanely short shorts to show off their genitals.

Wow John stop being such a mancrate, Suzy's nipples are already hard enough!

by The Mancrate! September 9, 2010

Manorate

To fashion ones man cave in a manly way. No girly stuff, only the manliest of things!

Now that my ex has moved out I have to Manorate this place!

Person A: Here's my place, lets party!
Person B: Are you sure this isn't your sisters place?
Person A: uh.. Yeah...
Person B: Dude we're not partying here, you need to manorate this place!

by OkRed89 July 13, 2013

Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.

I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.

by OceanReefer January 3, 2011