Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.

Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.

Mancessity by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

Mehcessity 

A mildly, but not entirely, unpleasant task that must be done in order to do other things.

Guy One: Hey, dude. Did you get with Kirsten this weekend?

Guy Two: Yeah, but not right away. I had to take her out to dinner first.

Guy One: Oh, well that's just a mehcessity.

Mehcessity by James Gage December 9, 2008

mancession 

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

mancession by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

mancession 

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

mancession by michaliann October 1, 2009

mancessory 

Metro-esque accessories that men utilize when provoking the approval of hip crowds

My new fatigue-printed messenger bag with soviet stars and pirate paraphenalia is my latest mancessory.

mancessory by Naliniasha January 23, 2006

mancession 

A period of temporary or extended romantic decline during which dating, relationships and intimate encounters are reduced or completely absent from a woman's life, generally identified by a lack of qualified men in close geographic proximity in two successive quarters

Men were plentiful in undergrad; however, when I've been in the midst of a mancession since graduation.

mancession by aj2fab January 11, 2012

Mecessity 

Out of necessity to oneself or 'me. '

When one assumes wants as needs and justifies purchases of barely-necessary products or services to feel temporarily & instantly refreshed with their newlook or feel from an exciting experience purchased out of mecessity to one's self.

Mecessity by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa August 19, 2016