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Necessity 

The fact of being required or indispensable.
It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.
Necessity by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016

Mehcessity 

A mildly, but not entirely, unpleasant task that must be done in order to do other things.
Guy One: Hey, dude. Did you get with Kirsten this weekend?

Guy Two: Yeah, but not right away. I had to take her out to dinner first.

Guy One: Oh, well that's just a mehcessity.
Mehcessity by James Gage December 9, 2008

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.
Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.
Mancessity by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

necessity dick 

when a "lesbian" has been without sex for a elongated period of time and decides to get some dick out of necessity.
Maddy hasn't been fucked in a month so she's getting some "necessity dick" tonight.
necessity dick by gayandsad November 1, 2018

Necessity 

Sumfink U need, So the previous wun is soooo right!! lol
I need numba 1, my parents have it... but I dont...
Necessity by Sabian June 3, 2004

dyke by necessity  

A girl who resorts to their own sex after many failed relationships with the opposite sex. Once an opportunity with a male arises again, they return, but if things go poorly, the process is repeated. Subject is usually very overtly bitchy, for lack of better word
1. Toby - "Dyke by necessity! Totally is, poor thing "
Zeus - "I feel bad for sending her back but what's a guy to do. She'll be back one day."
Peter- "Did I just hear someone say, dyke by necessity? did she go running back, wow third time in two months!"

2. Commonly mistaken for a bisexual, a dyke by necessity is an interesting specimen that only returns for comfort.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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