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manlooking 

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.
Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
manlooking by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010

manboobies 

Big pointy extrusions from a man's chest, usually a source of erotic pleasure, embarrasment, and your mom's dentures.
Did you put sunblock on to protect your manboobies dad?
manboobies by Cearce August 16, 2003

manboobies 

Ah, manboobies. EVERYONE knows what they are. It's what happens to an overweight man's chest. Not to be offensive. Also, it's what guys get when they get breast implants. Umm....that's really wierd. Guys, don't get man-boobies.
manboobies by Colin Farrell's Lover February 14, 2004

manboobie hug

A hug given where the intention of the fat male is to excite the other male by squeazing his man boobs into him or by rubbing them against his chest.
kalte cutter is always trying to give me manboobie hugs.
manboobie hug by Worstward June 11, 2006

macbooking

the action of being screwed.
Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.
macbooking by Russom April 17, 2017

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
MacBooking by flangerium December 27, 2008