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manlooking 

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.
Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
manlooking by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010

Manstrings 

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.
"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"
Manstrings by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013

Manboobing 

The act of pointing out others manboobs by pokeing them and yelling "manboob."
1. "MANBOOB"
2. "Dude what the hell?"
1. "You just got manboobed."
3. "That was a fine example of manboobing"
2. "Screw you guy I'm going home"
Manboobing by manboober September 15, 2010

Monsooning 

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.
Monsooning by mattcarey95 June 11, 2011

Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex
Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be

mansploring 

When a man goes to check on something even though you (a woman) have already checked and told him what the situation is.
Woman: "darling, they don't have guiness on tap, I asked at the bar."
Man: "Oh right, I'm just gonna go check.."
Woman (to friend): "there he goes, mansploring as usual!"

Mansplaining
mansploring by Kalexandra March 2, 2018