macbooking

the action of being screwed.

Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.

by Russom April 17, 2017

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.

"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."

by flangerium December 27, 2008

mumbooking

to facebook someone's mum

similar to kicking someone in the mum

eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"

"because you just got mumbooked"

eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"

"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

manlooking

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.

Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.

by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010

mamboking

Mambo-king: To intentionally miss the vaginal opening and shove the dick into her butt when she doesn't expect it, while drinking Bacardi. The epitome of multi-tasking.

Yo, I mambokinged the bitch last night - my Bacardi and coke almost fell off her fat ass when I was plowin it from behind. I mean, the ice cubes kept fallin out and she was gettin all mad, so I put my dick in her ass and made her cry.

by bitter guy February 14, 2007

MeBooking

A Facebook post totally centered around oneself which no-one actually cares about.

Example of MeBooking:
A "Just fell down the stairs and totally erupted in a laughing fit"
B "Sure does love her friends"
C "Is going into town"
D "Had bacon butty for breakfast"
ect. ect.

by j2fat2lazy March 20, 2010

Manboobing

The act of pointing out others manboobs by pokeing them and yelling "manboob."

1. "MANBOOB"
2. "Dude what the hell?"
1. "You just got manboobed."
3. "That was a fine example of manboobing"
2. "Screw you guy I'm going home"

by manboober September 15, 2010