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Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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A ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media.
Fred: ''Dude, I need to check my Facebook''
Tom: ''Here, use this Macbook my parents got me, it's the only thing I use this $1000 piece of shit for''
Fred: ''Are you sure your parents are okay with you lending that thing to people?''
Tom: ''I don't fucking care, they didn't get me the white one, which I fucking asked for''
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a type of computer owned by hipster faggots who thinks its superior to other brands due to its looks. in reality, all it is is a shitty computer that comes pre-installed with OSX, which you can easily get on any computer, and outdated technology. but, dont take my word for it, go to their website and look at how much they charge for 2-3 year old technology.
hipster: my mac book is way better than your PC!
windows user: yours is a PC too, fucktard. PC means personal computer
linux user: why would you spend so much on a shity computer? if you really like OSX just install it on a better computer.
by joe_mc_steeve October 18, 2010
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Macbooks are laptops built and sold by Apple. They have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about...oh...your first born child. Lots of 'shiny' effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac OS. The good news is they look cool. The bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop.

See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.

It's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product.

So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology.
Macbooks are like Linux, without the free.

Business Major: Brah I bought a Mac! I'm gonna get so wasted with it! and then have sex with it!
Liberal Arts Major: Ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. I, like, got a Mac too. It cost three times as much as a Windows computer, but isn't it, like, so preeeettty??
by paddywhacker8 January 27, 2011
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Something that costs £2000 and is capable of running CS:GO on 5fps
Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!
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Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies
by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010
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