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That rare specimen of a MAN (yes with capital letters) - he is just perfect. His looks will make heads turn and his jokes will make you laugh until you cry.
Always packing a pair of guns.

Friend of his friends, you can always count on him. Might seem like a player, but has a huge heart and when he falls in love, he falls hard. Whoever that girl is she will be very lucky.

I need that Malato in my life

Malato by Queridas November 23, 2021

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malavogue

Dublin slang: to beat or hit.
Usually used in a threat by parents to unruly children.

I'll malavogue you!

malavogue by Poopyhead is really being used August 18, 2012

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Sean Malto

An awesome real Professonial Skateboarder best known for his Nollie Grinds, Hardflips, 360 flips, and Nollie Flips. Turned pro in 2008 and competed in the Maloof Money Cup placing atleast 12 among the best skaters in the world. Sean Malto is also known for his incredible steezy (style with ease). tricks and sick video parts. His sponsors include : Girl,Etnies,Thunder,Spitfire,Fourstar clothing,and Diamond. Sean Malto is easily one of the best skateboarders today!

Dude did you see Sean Malto's part!

Sean Malto by Randomskater13 August 6, 2008

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Magatoxin

Misinformation developed by Republican leaders to poison the minds of their poorly educated base.

Former president Trump delivered his favorite magatoxin to an adoring crowd, claiming the 2020 election was stolen.

Magatoxin by Toubdog August 25, 2022

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melatonin

A natural pill that not only helps you sleep but also gives you more intense vivid dreams. It also increases the chance of having a lucid dream.

That 6 mg of melatonin I took before I went to bed gave me a great nights sleep.

melatonin by TM January 8, 2005

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Malattach

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.

I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.

Malattach by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009

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Malahoochie

Native American myth: Large wolf-like creature found in the Midwest U.S. (Oklahoma and Tennessee) with large fangs,glowing red eyes,a limp, sharp claws, and a taste for human flesh

The Malahoochie chased us all the way across the river until he was able to eat one of us

Malahoochie by Sebastian Madsen September 13, 2007

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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