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Common Japanese name meaning warrior leader.

One of those guys with few words. But when he does speak, people listen.

Also one of the strongest guys you will ever meet. Usually good at fighting.
Friend 1: Yo, did you see Masato at the wrestling meet?
Friend 2: Yeah man, that guys a monster. Hope I don’t have to face him in bracket.
Masato by wwoozyy November 29, 2021
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A term for Japanese anglophiles.
Must capitalize.
Konichiwa! How's the Big Ben?
How's the queen? How's shakespeare?

Let's get away from this guy, he's such an annoying Masato.
Masato by Gamefreake December 6, 2007
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A drunken purple haired hottie from Neon Genesis Evangelion who is a total mommy gf.
Person 1: Misato best girl!
Person 2: Misato best woman!
Person 3: Misato best mommy!
Misato by wugugugug October 3, 2020

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews
Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry
mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

mastodon 

Mastodon is:

Brann Dailor - Drums
Brent Hines - Guitar and Vocals
Troy Sanders - Bass and Vocals
Bill Kelliher - Guitars

Mastodon is metal act hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. They simply defy categorization, but if I were to attempt to label them, it would be something along the lines of prog-death/sludge, but that's pretty insufficient. The band draws inspiration from lots of different bands, so to truly understand Mastodon, you must hear Mastodon.

Their latest release, Leviathan, is a concept album that doesn't suck, which is worthy of praise for this alone. It's based on the story of Moby Dick. The band never sounds confined to the story, as thematic elements of the novel are addressed without summarizing the novel. This release is remarkably ambient, unlike their previous full-length, Remission. Every track is different and the CD may take a few listens to fully appreciate all that the band has to offer. The musicianship is top-notch; although the guitarist and the bassist (also vocalist) are completely proficient, the drummer steals the show. He's a master on the skins, providing some of the most exciting fills that perfectly fit the song. His excellence never comes off as 'showy', and at times, some of the more simpler stuff he plays is the most impressive.

In addition to the aforementioned full-length release Remission, Mastodon has an earlier LP, Lifesblood.
If you don't appreciate Mastodon, you're either a faggot, an indie kid, or a kvlt kiddie. Either way, you're fucking gay.
mastodon by hermanator05 January 6, 2005