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Malakhy
A super smart funny, kind, and cute best and boy friend. He has the best smile you will ever see. When you are feeling down he helps you with a funny joke. He is an aspiring cheerleader, he is annoying at times but in the end he is the most caring and loving person ever.
Malakhy is cute.
Malakhy by Cool Kid21 August 23, 2018
malakhye
HUGE RECTUM, always funny and usually makes a lot of caterpillar jokes and talks to fish but he’s rlly cool when u meet him
malakhye by BIG DICKLE DAVE MC DOODLE DICK July 22, 2018
Dirty Malahkye
It’s where a man and a girl have sex while making the letter M with their legs and only saying word with the letter M in them
Dirty Malahkye by ThatmanDaren April 25, 2024
Dirty Malahkye
When a couple have sex while their legs are in the shape of a M and only speak words with the letter M
Dirty Malahkye by ThatmanDaren April 25, 2024
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