Malarkyologist 

Pronounced like archaeologist (mal-archaeologist), a malarkyologist is what you call someone who you think is devoted to obscure, misleading, nonsensical studies.

"His thesis is that all modern breakfast foods were invented by members of the Han Chinese Western Xia Dynasty of 1227 B.C.E."

"Whaaaaaat a malarkyologist."

Malarkyologist by Jayeh Rizzuhl January 26, 2010

malarkeyologist 

/məlˌärkēˈäləjəst/

noun

a person who studies nonsense, a person whose entire life is dedicated to the study of absolute bullshit.

"I just finished my thesis on how water isn't actually wet."
"Okay, malarkeyologist."

malarkeyologist by gomenasorry November 30, 2019