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Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.
Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.
by captainquirk September 18, 2013
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malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
by captainquirk January 1, 2012
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antilabeltarian

Someone who doesn't label themselves, especially in relation to political party, philosophy or religion, but could apply to other arenas where someone shuns a particular label. Of course the irony of being an antilabeltarian is that yet another label has been adopted.

Alternate Spelling: anti-labeltarian
-Are you a republican or a democrat?
-I'm an antilabeltarian.
by captainquirk October 14, 2011
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fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
by captainquirk October 20, 2009
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chataholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic
Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.
by captainquirk September 22, 2009
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chatoholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.
b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.
by captainquirk February 26, 2009
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fargin bastid

See 'fucking bastard'. A Scottish influenced pronunciation of 'fucking bastard'. A fun alternate to the old standby phrase.
The fargin bastid charged me twice what it was worth.
by captainquirk February 26, 2009
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