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A super smart funny, kind, and cute best and boy friend. He has the best smile you will ever see. When you are feeling down he helps you with a funny joke. He is an aspiring cheerleader, he is annoying at times but in the end he is the most caring and loving person ever.
Malakhy is cute.
Malakhy by Cool Kid21 August 23, 2018
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Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .
Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)
Malakhi by Baddie714 April 16, 2019
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Quiet shy kid usually sits alone but if you get to know him he turns out to be a weird funny person
No need for a sentence Malaky
Malaky by Questionable November 25, 2018
A kid from Dublin who you originally thinks a scumbag but turns out to be a good lad. Soundest man alive after Gerry Adams.
That lad there is an absoloute malachy
Malachy by Woodneister June 20, 2018
mal - uh - key
a typically masculine name given to the best of people on the world. often described as gorgeous, perfect, and very kind and caring. a boy with this name would be the greatest you could ask for, and would stick by your side in exchange for love and support. he is very cute at times and fun to be around, as long as he is kept happy. naming your child Malachy may give the chance of him growing up to be a fantastic son, brother, or husband.
"Have you met Malachy? He's the most perfect man I could ask for!"

"Malachy is so amazing!"
Malachy by finn.likes.ferns January 24, 2019
The name Malachy is used for the sexiest men alive. Any Malachy might be a bit mean to you, but you can easily tell that they're trying to be nice to you. A Malachy has a cute smile, beautiful eyes and a great personality.
Person1: Oh My! Did you see that boy at school!
Person2: Yes!! He's definitely a Malachy!
Malachy by M0EWG0M October 30, 2019
A word used to define a young (usually) male, who looks older than his age and has a very well presented body, found attractive by women, gay men and straight men.
"That bloke was so Malachy!"

"Dude did you see that guy at the beach yesterday?"
"Yeah... The Mal? Juicy as hey!"
Malachy by wrathchild March 7, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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