Teacher: Jimmy, what's 2 plus 2?
Jimmy: 5!
Teacher: Good job.
by bob the brony March 15, 2020
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A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 15, 2017
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if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
by HAWK123 August 17, 2009
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The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
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an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
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Tim : Kid, go back to school
by Street Kid Timmy December 10, 2017
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Your IQ
2 plus 2 is your IQ.
by DunExYT May 19, 2021
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