maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Mahlana 

A girl that is very attractive, comes from African decent, is beautiful,and has lots of thick hair. She is quite short, but has a loud voice. She is petite but still has curves. She is a natural leader and is very talented. She can be sporty at times. Her first Nature is singing and Dancing.She is not the girly type but still not a tomboy. She keeps things real,she doesnt hesitate to cut of fake people from her circle.She has a great amount of Attitude and is a drama Queen. If she doesnt like you she would make it obvious. If she Loves you then she does, no ifs or buts, she really does Love you. She doesnt take crap from anyone no matter who you are. She doesnt like being bossed around and will not stand for it. She hates to see people be treated wrongly, and loves fair doings. She is very Affectionate and Loving. She is an excellent cook. She is someone you would want as your bestfreind/gf. She is very very very LOYAL.!! Every Mahlana is unique.

wow she is such a Mahlana!
boy:Look at that girl !! Who is she?
girl:ohh thats just mahlana.
boy:Dammm she is STUNNING!

Mahlana by sugums September 16, 2014

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Washing Machwank by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Machandas 

Something that is good or great

Mostly used to describe things or people

I did Machandas in that test. or That outfit is Machandas.

Machandas by Mukundi.R November 24, 2020

machandi 

He may seem like an idiot at first. You are wrong, he is a moron. But beware of him as his future is bright. He is one who will become a billionaire in the unforeseen future and roam the hostel grounds in his said "Rolls Royals"

"Adangi iriyadaa" said machandi
"Ayooo ente kundiii" said machandi

machandi by User5491 July 14, 2022

Maclane 

A sweet fun loving person. Usually kind and love blonde haired babes. Have a wonderful personality and is truly gifted at the arts. such as the piano. A great friend to have around

I wish i had a friend like Maclane.

Maclane always keeps the fun rolling

Maclane by LoveYou4Ever July 7, 2010