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Porn...... Machang means porn
Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins
Machang by y'all already know January 1, 2019
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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Related Words

maichang 

From the Tamang language, the term "maichang" is referring to a girl, preferably a younger girl.
Damn, that maichang is so beautiful! I want to ask that maichang out!
maichang by therealom February 27, 2020
When a dude is so drunk that he must rely on "hanging" onto the shoulders of others to stand up. The manhang can come in either a single or double version, depending on the number of shoulders being used. The double manhang can sometimes result in a body to ground angle of 45 degrees if done properly.
I saw Mike pull off the double manhang last night after a long nine holes of golf. I swear he blacked out when he started talking about indians and hot coworkers.
manhang by Patrick Swayze's Mullet November 9, 2009

McHangover 

The overall bad feeling you get after consuming a large amount of McDonalds food.
Oh my GOD! I got a huge McHangover, I feel like Im dying!!
McHangover by Obamazing December 30, 2009
a smarty-pants, someone who is always right. a Mathangi is an amazing and loyal friend, and is always there to cheer you up with adorable little frog drawings. Mathangi’s are obsessed with the color blue and tend to have deep emotional discussions with people who mean something to her. She will shed her blood when she sees her loved ones cry. Mathangi’s are ALWAYS right, even though their brain may take a little vacation every now and then, they will forever remain a smarty-pants.
Oh I would want to be a Mathangi!

I would trade my life to be her, Mathangi.
Mathangi by YashDra October 4, 2018
same as koskhol but less vulgar. it could be used for friends and family without a fist fight
-are you going to stop your mashang bazi (acting like a fool)
-it's not his fault he's a bit mashang
mashang by koskhol December 31, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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