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douche ex machinist 

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.
Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!

Machinist 

Simply put, a machinist uses tools to make other tools. Some machine tools used are the milling machine, lathe, surface grinder, CNC mill and CNC turning centres, among others.

A machinist cuts, drills, taps, reams, bores, mills, turns, deburrs, files, grinds, programs, and assembles metals, plastics, wood, and any number of exotic materials used in consumer goods, automotive, aerospace, and medical areas of industry.

Machinists--unlike machine operators--are skilled tradesmen. They are required to have a solid background in problem-solving skills using technical math, metrology (measurement), as well as CNC programming (Mastercam, Solidworks, etc.) editing, and operation.
Hey Billy, wanna be a machinist?
Machinist by not_on_the_dole_guy December 12, 2006

Machista 

Juan es un hombre machista
Machista by Uhh169 April 12, 2019

Mananist 

Estrella went all feminist on Facebook saying guys are all liars, so I went mananist on her.
Mananist by Buckwheatttt June 28, 2011

Mechanism Male

A Mechanism Male is defined as someone, usually male, who uses the mechanisms of the world to their own gain. Such as using the mechanism of trust to become filthy rich in the subtropical islands.
Take that guy over there as an example, what makes me different from him? He’s bigger than me, and he looks like a good student. He probably gets a big allowance from his parents, too. But he gets bullied. Meanwhile, I get money and sleep with women. Because he’s a beta cuck, and I’m a mechanism male
Mechanism Male by Ididurmoms March 12, 2023

Coping Mechanism 

An idea to justify means otherwise negative.
Ben: Jeez, Jeremy, you've gotten fat!
Jeremy: It's okay, I'm a powerlifter.
Powerlifting is Jeremy's coping mechanism to carry extra weight.
Coping Mechanism by dacarnix June 6, 2016