The most amazing boy you'll ever meet!! You'll fall in love intantly! At first he'll seem shy, and nerdy, but once you get to know him, he's super insane, and will make you smile 24/7. Callum is an amazing friend, and if he becomes more than that, never let him go, no matter the distance between you. He'll make an effort to see you, and talk to you as often as possible. He is truthful, beautiful, hilarious, and amazing.
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by somebody, <3 July 10, 2013
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A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt".
Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.
Guy#1: You seen that Callum?

Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here.

Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.
by madcunnttt September 9, 2010
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I'm Callum. You can tell because my name is Callum.
by Callumbuddy November 30, 2020
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The ideal boyfriend for any girl. Excels at everything and is incredibly funny. Very handsome and just generally an amazing person.
I'm so lucky to be dating a callum
by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020
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Callum is someone you can always rely on. He will help you through life, and make you a better person. He won't understand why everybody loves him. But you will all know it is because he is purly perfect. When you see him your heart will jump, when you hold him you will never want to let go. He is someone you want to call your own, he is also someone you would lay with for eternity. Callum is someone amazing, the best, and no one will ever compare to him.
Girl1- "Did you see that's Callum?"
Girl2- "Yeah, he's mine. I'm so lucky."
Girl1- "Oh wow really? I wish I had a Callum like him."
by mrsbrightside. June 13, 2013
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big man shags women of any age even old dry ones who look like fossils but hes clean of any mushrooms growing down there cause hes no dirty man ting hes just got big cock for all women from ages 2 to 92
you know callum

yeah

he shagged my dry nan

damn
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