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Macguire 

Man of many facial expressions. Hilarious! And really stands out in a crowd. Macguire also know as Macky are really tall! They can be spotted for miles away. Everyone loves Macguire! People want to be Macguire. A beacon of light, a needle in a haystack, a diamond in the rough.
Macguire, duck!
Macguire by Dooney September 29, 2019
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Sean MacGuire 

A male, Irish redhead, who has an obsession with walking into the town of Rhodes at the wrong time.
Arthur Morganr: "I need calmness. If I take you, I might as well bring Micah along."

Sean MacGuire: Compare me to that oily turd again... and you're a dead man."

Arthur: "Fair enough."
Sean MacGuire by FatSco October 11, 2019

jack macguire 

that guy is such a jack macguire
jack macguire by @my_inner_hollow September 1, 2017

Bully Maguire 

The strongest being in the whole universe. He goes through all parallel universes to bully the best of those worlds.
Thanos- I’m inevitable.
Bully Maguire- I miss the part where that’s my problem.
PROCEEDS TO SNAP
Bully Maguire by Rafdor June 6, 2021

Bully Maguire 

The most powerful being to ever exist. He invades other universes just to bully everyone. He is immortal and can do anything he wants, including destroying the entire universe. But he wouldn't do that because then there would be no one to bully.
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy kick everyone's ass while dancing?
Person 2: yeah, that's bully Maguire. He's the best in every way.
Bully Maguire by Short dude June 17, 2021

Bully Maguire 

Most powerful being in the fictional multiverse.
Bully maguire felt nothing from Saitama's 1000 serious punches and then proceeds to erase him with just a finger.
Bully Maguire by Saitama 777 August 27, 2021

Bully Maguire 

The strongest most powerful being in existence.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy: *Uses 0.0000000000000001 percent of his power*

*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION

*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse

Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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