McGuired 

The ultimate level of intoxication. This happens beyond the blackout stage, and can cause one to do ricidulous, unexplainable things. When McGuired, one often does not wake up in their but, but often on their couch or kitchen floor.

Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: Yeah, but I don't want to drink so much that I get McGuired

McGuired by mcguire4313 October 14, 2008

McGuired 

Being so high that a person acts like a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Usually will indicate a severe mental problem. Sometimes the McGuired will also ramble on about nothing, and make some of the stupidest remarks ever made.

Relates to how stegosauruses were so stupid they would run off cliffs in such massive numbers that their corpses would make a slope that could be used to go down the cliff safely. Yet most stegosauruses still jumped off the cliff. Stegosauruses are one of the stupidest creatures ever, dieing at a rate of 30% total population a year. Only 5 true stegosauruses remain today.

Also relates to Dr. Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosauruses primary source of food was marijuana which lead to them having a walnut sized brain.

"He's so McGuired that his tail is showing"

McGuired by StegoMaster October 27, 2009

McGuired 

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.

"that pot McGuired him badly"

McGuired by StegoMaster October 27, 2009

Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

maguired 

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

maguired by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

Lizzie McGuire fabulous by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Stinky McGuire 

To have someone's (or more specifically, a friend's) back.

"Back home, we call that having a friend's back."
"Well, back in my day, we called it pulling a Stinky McGuire!"
-Hop Pop, Amphibia

Stinky McGuire by Fumbells August 14, 2021