That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.
MAguire is so hot
by Fuckingpussypath May 31, 2018

by Bmx racing February 25, 2019

"Shut up you Maguire"
by The one & only TBM May 17, 2006

"Shut up you Maguire"
by The one & only TBM July 30, 2008

by Pooooooooooooooooooooooooperqe March 27, 2010

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.
Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

by 888888888888888 August 30, 2017
