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A super shy girl who has a tough time with people. Once you get her to talk to you, she can be the friendliest and most humble person.
Boy: Man Maiwen is amazing! Too bad she didn't like parties, or I would go with her all the time.
maiwen by CRVAS July 26, 2019
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Fucking goddess and the best friend you wan have
Hey maiwen!
maiwen by eehee December 27, 2017

Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.
Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft
Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022
a rare alternate spelling of an Irish name. 'Mairen' means 'sea nymph' or 'pearl of the sea,' according to Irish lore.
Mairen, with her long brown hair flying behind her, pedaled furiously up the hill on her bike.
Mairen by fibonaccimathgenius August 18, 2010
Mailen is a rare name. So naturally Mailen is a rare, beautiful gem of a human being. She is strong at heart, humble, caring and extremly nice to everyone. She rarely has any enemies, because everyone treasures her company. And she is also a exellent beer drinker! She can easily drink you under the table at parties.

When you meet a Mailen, you feel like home. She takes care of you and you often get a motherhood feeling of her. She’s quite unique, and if you meet a Mailen in your life, concider yourself blessed for life.
« Do you know about Mailen?»
« Did you send it? The mail?»
Mailen by Oyvindhoy January 30, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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