MOAPH 

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

MOAPH by random-adam May 21, 2008

Morph Cock 

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.

She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !

Morph Cock by Bella-gal August 20, 2019

Moph 

A moph is measurement of how lit a certain object is. 1 is the maximum value of a moph, with anything over about 0.3 being fairly average and over 0.7 very good.

Wow, I saw shrek the other day, it was a 0.9 moph film.

Moph by MrMigwig June 6, 2017

Moephobic 

To oppose everyday stupidity.

@maxvayshia proposed a theory in 2021 claiming anyone who kicks/fights against casual and freestyle stupidity is Moephobic. Simple.

Moephobic by @theRealist March 31, 2021

Morphenomenal 

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

Morphenomenal by Jason March 12, 2004

Orphan Morphin' 

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

Orphan Morphin' by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Mexican morphine 

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

Mexican morphine by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003