(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.
by Ken1plus2 April 10, 2017
40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
by Jessica May 16, 2004
A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.
by Andrew Callaway August 3, 2003
A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 7, 2010
A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003
1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and

2.)A Big old stupid head!

3.)A term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.
1.)says:in a sad voice:... O Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet...

2.)You big ol' Woody Allen!!!

3.)This shirt is a big ol' WOODY ALLEN!!

..0r are you Woody Allen!!
by woodyallen February 16, 2009
The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
by NemoHavok June 15, 2009