Definitions by random-adam

MOAPH 

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

MOAPH by random-adam May 21, 2008

Hojillion 

HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot

My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.

Hojillion by random-adam December 21, 2006