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Maphia is a very loyal friend. She looks gorgeous and is the most fun to hang with. You can tell her your problems and she won’t tell anybody and help you she also is most likely to be famous and has the greatest sense of fashion. Maphia is one of the best musical talented people. She is also the definition of perfect xx
Girl 1: Omg! I just met this girl, she is literally perfect!!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!
Maphia by mimuma July 27, 2020
Words you can keep
The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are absolutely #CoupleGoals.
"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."
Maphia by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022
The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are #CoupleGoals.
"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."
Maphia by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022

machiavelli 

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.
machiavelli by g f b February 27, 2008
i like that mahia shes everyones friend
ikr everyone likes her i wish i was like her
mahia by nicesexy9083 October 29, 2018
grat personality can be smart but a little flirtatious

Any boy would be lucky to have her
ooooo mahia got yiurself a good looking man
mahia by nicesexy9083 October 28, 2018
Makhia- the most loyal friend, stands for what she means, imperfectly perfect, amazing, beautiful, committed to relationships, smexy, awesome personality
Brianna- Makhia where you been!?

Makhia- I was only gone for 2 days!

Brianna- And what a lonely 2 days it was!

Makhia- :)
makhia by Bailey Pickett October 18, 2013
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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