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A person that is very annoying and can't really keep their mouths shut for anything. A Maphe is also a person that is also regarded as a numbskull
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you?

Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been telling everyone about it.

Guy 2: Argh, he's such a Maphe
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mahekpreet 

One of the most absolute people you will ever meet. She/he has such an amazing, loving personality and are always the best to talk to. They also have the best advice and are continuously looking for the good in every situation. They are the most down to earth individuals and are always there to cheer you up any time of the day.

ps. they might suffer from slight memory loss
Mahekpreet?? What are we doing this summer?? ;)
Mahekpreet by arr326 May 14, 2021

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021
The most gorgeous girl on earth. She brings light to everybody’s lives and is a literal breath of fresh air. As pretty as the meaning of her name, “crescent moon”, Maheen is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. She’s smart and wonderful, and one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Maheen is so pretty! I wish we were dating
Maheen by urhottermom February 16, 2022
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