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A person that is very annoying and can't really keep their mouths shut for anything. A Maphe is also a person that is also regarded as a numbskull
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you?

Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been telling everyone about it.

Guy 2: Argh, he's such a Maphe
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020
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A Maphe is a very annoying person who can't keep their mouths shut for anything (Basically a Gossip Monger). A Maphe is unreliable and untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue. Are you okay?
Guy 2: What?! Who told you about that?
Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been going around, telling people about it.
Guy 2 : Argh, he's such a Maphe.
Maphe by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
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Mahekpreet 

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Maheen is so pretty! I wish we were dating
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