moach

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.
I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.
by jamoore84 September 08, 2007
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moach

The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.
Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.
by Moach June 04, 2013
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moach

a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times
by paul t. January 27, 2004
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moach

A shortened version of motor coach.
We rode the moach to the museum.
by lulums August 01, 2007
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moach

A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.
"Look at him, he's a fat moach."
by matt from vegas April 03, 2004
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moach

(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity
"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."
by Astrosaurus September 13, 2008
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1:v);The act of two seagulls having sexual intercourse. 2:n); A person who acts like a seagull having sexual intercourse.
1.Gee, those two seagulls are MOACHING!
2.The MOACHING over there is kind of strange.
by Dylmeyster Flex November 26, 2003
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