moach 

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.

I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.

moach by jamoore84 September 8, 2007

moach 

The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.

Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.

moach by Moach June 4, 2013

moach 

a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times

ugh, look at that moach i wouldnt even hit that from the back

moach by paul t. January 27, 2004

moach 

A shortened version of motor coach.

We rode the moach to the museum.

moach by lulums August 1, 2007

moach 

A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.

"Look at him, he's a fat moach."

moach by matt from vegas April 3, 2004

moach 

(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity

"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."

moach by Astrosaurus September 13, 2008

Moach Cac 

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.

Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*

Moach Cac by Council of Funny September 14, 2023