moach

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.

I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.

by jamoore84 September 8, 2007

moach

The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.

Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.

by Moach June 4, 2013

moach

a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times

ugh, look at that moach i wouldnt even hit that from the back

by paul t. January 27, 2004

moach

A shortened version of motor coach.

We rode the moach to the museum.

by lulums August 1, 2007

moach

A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.

"Look at him, he's a fat moach."

by matt from vegas April 3, 2004

moach

(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity

"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."

by Astrosaurus September 13, 2008

Moach Cac

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.

Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*

by Council of Funny September 14, 2023