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A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.
I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.
#poop#toilet#fecal#matter#bathroom#moche#mocha#moch#mach#turd#crap#poo
by jamoore84 August 31, 2007
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The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.
Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.
#moach#weed#schmoke#marijuana#budski
by Moach June 04, 2013
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moachunknown
A shortened version of motor coach.
We rode the moach to the museum.
#motor#coach#canada#quebec#mike
by lulums July 02, 2007
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moachunknown
a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times
ugh, look at that moach i wouldnt even hit that from the back
by paul t. January 27, 2004
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A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.
"Look at him, he's a fat moach."
by matt from vegas April 03, 2004
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(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity
"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."
#smool: a synonym that's not a swear word#moach coach: sex therapist#moach moment: sex scene#mutual moach or mutch moach: a person#animal#plant#or thing that the two or more concerned people have moached with#moach milk: cum
by Astrosaurus August 16, 2006
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