Lxazy 

A sweet and adorable nickname for someone who's lazy but amazing! Everyone wants to be Lxazy! Lxazy's are super compassionate and supportive and will always make you happy! They're also pretty darn cute.

Kid 1: Did you see Lxazy earlier today? They made that other kid so happy!
Kid 2: I wish I was Lxazy.

Lxazy by Alex (AKA lxazy's wife uwu) March 20, 2020

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazycapped 

Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.

Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".

lazycapped by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009

lazy cunt 

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit

oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT

lazy cunt by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019