A man that stays home and playes computer games all day. He never leaves his house unless his friends come over and ask him many times to do something out side. If it was up to him he would sit at home with a bowl of jumbalia and a bag of popcorn for his dinner and play Red alert all the time. Also he cant walk ten feet without getting tired. God must have been drunk when he mad this fat ugly excuse for a humanbeeing.

"No dude you are all wrong about your relgion, the earth sends us up to gather information about itself" says mark.

lazy ass by Mark seriously, brush your teeth July 3, 2004

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lazy ass

A person who is extremely lazy, to the point where he will not eat even if he is starving. He'd rather stay on the couch, watch tv and stay on AIM.

vincent: im such a lazy ass
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal

lazy ass by sam la awesome June 2, 2006

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lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.

Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.

lazy ass by Box March 23, 2005

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lazy ass

where the dude who is fat and lazy tells a hot girl to 'go fuck off' because hes watching tv

that fat ass just lazy assed that bitch

lazy ass by Charred pudding March 1, 2010

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