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a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit
oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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1. Used as a derogatory term referring to someone who is lethargic

2. Used in a sarcastic or jocular manner describing a person displaying idle tendencies
1. Hurry up and bring me that piece of wood, you fucking lazy cunt!!!

2. Mate, just stop watching the tv so we can get ready and hit the clubs, you lazy cunt
by tonymoverseas December 24, 2006
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A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.
The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"
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A man in his 30's with a giant stomach who can't get his ass up and actually do something productive; instead, he plays video games, watches porn, and jerks off everyday.

Did I forget to mention that he still lives in his parents basements,
Parents: We need to get this Lazy Cunt a job
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A person who cant get their ass out of their parents basement to do anything productive or get a legit job that pays them money and instead, spends that time jerking off, watching porn and playing so much video games and never going to sleep.
Parents: Why is this Lazy Cunt still in our house and he is 39 years old, he needs to actually obtain a real job.
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