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lasaphobia 

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."
lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

lutraphobia 

Noun; present tense.

lutraphobia is the fear of those pesky creatures, otters. The subject of fear is those pesky teeth and sharp... fur. lol
dude 1: dude that otter is giving me the creeps

dude 2: clearly you have lutraphobia

dude 1: omgwtfbbq

dude 2: no kidding
lutraphobia by razza62 September 29, 2008

lupophobia 

Children are generally full of lupophobia.
lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

Lycraphobia

Recreational cyclist with a fear of being seen wearing spandex.
Is Kevin still getting that chafing while he rides? No, he's over his lycraphobia and he's wearing proper bike shorts now.
Lycraphobia by ciclista November 27, 2009

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start
scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now