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Definitions by ciclista

Are you a vegetarian? No, I eat wammal-free tuna.
Wammal by ciclista November 27, 2009

Lycraphobia

Recreational cyclist with a fear of being seen wearing spandex.
Is Kevin still getting that chafing while he rides? No, he's over his lycraphobia and he's wearing proper bike shorts now.
Lycraphobia by ciclista November 27, 2009

Polycurious

A polygamist interested in testing the bounds of same sex marriage.
Dick and Jane are married. Dick and Bob are married. Dick is polycurious.
Polycurious by ciclista November 27, 2009

democrahole 

A person who refuses to accept an otherwise unanimous opinion.
Everyone else on the jury thought he was guilty, except for the democrahole.
democrahole by ciclista November 27, 2009

Procrasticourse 

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.
1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
Procrasticourse by ciclista November 27, 2009