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Lycraphobia

Recreational cyclist with a fear of being seen wearing spandex.
Is Kevin still getting that chafing while he rides? No, he's over his lycraphobia and he's wearing proper bike shorts now.
Lycraphobia by ciclista November 27, 2009
Words you can keep

lutraphobia 

Noun; present tense.

lutraphobia is the fear of those pesky creatures, otters. The subject of fear is those pesky teeth and sharp... fur. lol

dude 1: dude that otter is giving me the creeps

dude 2: clearly you have lutraphobia

dude 1: omgwtfbbq

dude 2: no kidding
lutraphobia by razza62 September 29, 2008

labraphobia 

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.
My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

Lycraphiliac 

One who is obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. They become mezmorised when they set their creepy little eyes on it. They cannot function without wearing it, touching it, talking about it. NEVER enter relations with anyone who mentions the word, not even once. They force their partners to parade and wear it at every opportunity. It takes over their life, once word gets out everyone will know that person is a LYRAPHILIAC ....
e.g...

Lycraphiliac : ' hey babe wanna go put those lycra leggins on ?'

Victim : ' which ones? you bought me 2,567 pairs of lycra leggings now you weirdo. For Fucks' sake ! '

Lycraphiliac : ( staring with glazed, wide eyes ) ' Did u just mention the word Lycra & Fuck in the same sentence Princess ? '

Victim : ' Sprints out the door to obtain police injunction asap
Lycraphiliac by antilycra.com/uk October 23, 2011

Lycormaphobia 

The phobia of Lycorma, better known as the Spotted Lantern Fly. These are spotted all over the Tri-State area, and public school kids that just recently got recess for the first time are traumatized.
Joe - Ew! Do you see all these Spotted Lantern Flies up on the playground?!
Joelanda - That is so gross! They are about to give me Lycormaphobia.
Lycormaphobia by budthebuilder October 14, 2022

Lucaphobia 

The phobias of Luca, usually used by me and myself.
I see luca, im am so scared because i have Lucaphobia
Lucaphobia by The_Mariner May 22, 2023

Lychphobia

Please don't give me lychees, I have Lychphobia!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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