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ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

Lycraphobia

Recreational cyclist with a fear of being seen wearing spandex.
Is Kevin still getting that chafing while he rides? No, he's over his lycraphobia and he's wearing proper bike shorts now.
Lycraphobia by ciclista November 27, 2009

lostraphobia 

A fear of getting lost, a fear of driving a new route in the fear of getting lost and being late.
My friend will not drive to my new house because she is so scared of getting lost because she suffers from lostraphobia
lostraphobia by KABL February 28, 2016

literaphobia 

Don't read this if you have literaphobia.
literaphobia by da wampinator December 1, 2016

labraphobia 

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.
My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

Luanaphobia 

luanaphobia is when you don’t agree with her statements, opinions,ignore her attention seeking and be rude to her. most often shown by polls due to fear of her sometimes impulsive actions or in groupchats on twitter.

are there any cures?

improve your taste obviously.
person a : wow luana is sooo annoying

person b : that’s luanaphobia ! im breaking the moot
Luanaphobia by Luhuanaa September 21, 2020