Lotton
Lotton by Butt Nigger August 17, 2016
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cold lotion
Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013
Lotto Noodle
- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.
John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.
Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014
Spreading the lotion
4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020
Jerkin's Lotion
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
Jerkin's Lotion by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006