Louton 

Louton means picnic. However, it can also be a gathering of you and your closest friends. This can be either a sleep over or a general hangout. Everyone wants to be at a louton, a louton is the place to be.

Hey, want to have a louton on Friday?

Louton by okieeeeee November 29, 2016

lootin 'n luton 

An activity or full-time job that approx. 85% of people from luton participate in, involving one of the following:

1. Stealing stuff you cant afford
2. Stealing stuff you can afford

I've seen a lotta lootin 'n luton and I've had my fair share of it too but if i see another mofo taking sum old ladies zimmer frames, im gonna have to get ghetto and it aint gonna be pretty.

lootin 'n luton by Kluke January 19, 2004

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School 

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica

Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School by littlekittymeowmeow July 17, 2018

luton town 

Ok, I am gonna give you the real Luton Town, the good and the bad from someone who has lived there all his life. So listen up and listen good.

It has come to my attention that someone who goes by the name of garth believes that it is funny, cool or whatever to diss a town that he knows nothing about and the people who live there. Unfortunately this "garth" is about as educated as the monkeys and other animals that reside in Whipsnade Zoo or woodside wild animal farm. This is not good because this means that he believes that he is qualified to diss another town just because he has no friends apart from the one that resides in his head. Ok, now onto Luton.

Luton is a town with approximately 200,000 people living there and yes it has more than it's fair share of the old riff-raff, but there are also some quite successful peopel and businesses there. It is known as the 21st worse town to live in in the UK and yes it is the 5th most unsafe as well but that doesn't make everyone bad.

I don't know who is talking about people from Luton being uneducated because over 75% of people get 5 A*-C in some schools, that may not seem too high but it is a lot higher than some places other places in the UK. Unfortunately this town is brought down a bit by a few people but all in all this is our home and this is where we live, we can't help being Lutonian jsut like you can't help being what ever you are, it's just where we live. Get over it.

So I ask you to stop and think before you sit at that computer and point your finger at Luton or any other towns for being crap. Sure there are ghettos but just don't go there.
People from Luton Town can be educated and can be nice if you are nice to them.

Luton town isnt that shit

luton town by Forces June 11, 2006

Luton 

Okay, so we all know Luton isn't perfect. Infact, we all know its no where near that.
But I challenge you to find a town that is any where near as culturally diverse as Luton is. Its mix of races and cultures make it exciting and revolutionary- to expect a town to be full of white people is so old fashioned and ignorant.
The wide range of religion and races make it a fantastic place to grow up- it makes you more accepting of everyone.
So if you slag Luton off because you think Lutonians are 'stupid', take a look in the mirror, because it is ridiculous to suggest a town is uneducated just because of what it looks like.

Yea, Luton may have all the stereotypes, but you're just jelous.

Luton by angel_101 May 14, 2008

Luton 

I came on this website looking for Luton slang to use as examples in my university work and I was shocked at what I read! Some of it was quite funny because it’s so true, but in this day and age what do you expect? I'm not one to normally defend Luton but at the end of the day there are much worse places to live. I've lived in Wigmore all my life and never experienced any trouble. I would give someone £100 if they can find me a place where trouble DOESN'T happen. YES, smelly tramps might ask you for a pound when you're in town, and YES it's very concrete and grey, and YES there are some Chavs, but that description could be describing any one of the major cities in the country. Contrary to popular belief you CAN walk around without getting stabbed or beaten up. I've been doing it my whole life. I'm fully aware that it's not the nicest looking or maybe even the safest place but if you're not a complete idiot you will get out alive. I won't pretend there is a lot going for it because I know that there is not. But people need to stop banging on about how rubbish it is! I am not a tramp, an immigrant, a weirdo, an alcoholic or a drug addict. Both myself and my sister came out of school with A* grades- she is now a maths teacher and I am doing a degree in English aiming to be an English teacher- shock horror, people who don't pronounce their T's can actually be educated! Luton is not the hell hole that people have been describing it as.

I've lived in Luton all my life.

Luton by AnnoyedLutonian October 28, 2010

Louson 

An older gentleman who likes girls between the ages of seven and eighteen. They often smell of cabbage, and wear retarded glasses. Clothes worn are usually a couple of centuries out of date. Likes to eat pencils.

Louson was peeking down my shirt again! DAYUM!

Louson by UselessThing January 23, 2012