lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 04, 2016

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 09, 2017

lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004